I'm finally getting a chance to write about the mishap of a camping trip that Matt and I took this past weekend. At around 11am on Sunday we decided we'd go and spend the night outside somewhere in the wilderness. On Labor day weekend. I had gotten the inkling he would be wanting to do this, so in my obsessive planning nature, I went to the California state park website earlier in the week to see which, if any, campsites would be open. Fortunately, there were quite a few state parks which had openings (because of the fuel prices, I'm assuming). Big Basin SP seemed to be the closest so at around 2pm, we assembled all of our camping belongings (which incidently took up almost half the bed of the truck, wtf - why is there always so much junk you have to bring when you go camping??) and we headed on our merry little way.
After miles and miles of curvy road, we finally made it up to Big Basin. The majestic redwoods would've been more impressive if it weren't for the 1000's of families and kids overflowing the campgrounds. As expected, we got up to the campground office, and everything was filled to the brim. We obtained a sheet of paper that said, "Big Basin Campground Full??" and listed the other campsites within a 50 mile radius. *sigh* So off we go again, this time Matt driving the miles and miles of curvy road. I called just about every campground listed and FINALLY was able to secure the last walk-in campground spot at Butano Creek SP. Once we got there, we found why it was the last walk-in campground spot. It was possibly the furthest distance you could get from the road. So we got on the task of hefting half the truck bed full of crap over to our campsite (with me feeling a little queasy from all the twisty turny roads). It wasn't long before nightfall hit and Matt was able to get the tent and air mattress set up in record time. We had our ramen with spam, kimchee, and tofu (dinner of camping champions) and roasted marshmellows at our campfire into the night. Little did we know that was about the most peace the night would offer us that evening.
For the past three days, us neglectful/stupid owners had not let out China to run or expend any sort of energy except the 5 feet from our front door to the dirt mound where she is expected to potty. Add onto that about 4-5 hours of driving where she just slept the whole time sleeping in the back seat, and we had a firecracker waiting to explode. As Matt and I drifted into sleep that night, China had other plans. She stood and stared outside, she paced the 2x2 feet of tent space which was designated hers, got bored at staring outside and stared at us (which was very very creepy), tried to crawl onto our air mattress with us (which was the only way she would sleep, but then the 100 lb animal would take up half the bed). We got little more than 2 hours sleep that night with that incessant animal on a mission to keep us up and punish us for not letting her out.
When the birds started squaking, Matt eventually got tired of it all and rose out of bed around 6am to let her outside. All he had to do was whisper, "go!" and China sped around like a deflated balloon, whipping and turning all over the campground at mock speed. I had my earplugs in and tried to get a little more sleep in. At around 9am Matt came into the tent, crouched over me, and admonished, "OH MY GOD I'M SO BORED, LET'S GOOOOOoooo..." So I dragged my tired ass out of bed and ate breakfast wearily while Matt loaded the truck. I was so exhausted on the way home.. then I began to get very nauseous and queasy from the curvy roads. We arrived home and although we were supposed to go over to Walt's that evening, we instead collapsed and slept for a few hours, trying to recuperate our energy.
Despite our resolution to keep China up and not let her sleep in revenge for what she did to us (every time she'd close her eyes we'd yell, "China!! GET UP GET UP GETUP!!!"), we gave up after a while and that friggin dog slept ALL DAY LONG on Monday. Bitch.
Lesson learned. Next time we go camping, run the shit out of the dog beforehand.