I had the oddest dream last night.

Whenever I have dreams where I get into physical fights, I am never able to defend myself. No matter how hard I try, I can't manage to get myself to hit someone. I get completely retarded. In real life, I've never been in any sort of fist fight, but I know if I somehow got myself into a situation that required physical force, I could tear a new a-hole into my rival. Especially if it were another girl.

Years of Taekwondo and kickboxing have taught me form. Blessed (or cursed) with a compact muscular body and flexibility, I could kick someone's ass swiftly and surely.

In my dream, I was at a table with a few of my friends. A lady came up to the table declaring it was hers because she had occupied the table several hours before. Of course this made no sense, dream-time or real-time. So I had to go postal on her. I struggled to punch.. but I couldn't. I couldn't get myself to do it. However, once we were in a sort of force body grip, I wrestled and caused all sorts of havoc on her body. I scratched, I bit parts of her hands and fingers off. I was angry. She got pretty messed up.

What was odd was that I felt myself sleeping.. and my body temperature rising. Shortly after the dream ended, I woke myself up with the dream still vivid in my memory. I was very aware that I was very very hot. The sort of heat that arises from exherting force and intense emotion.

Anyways.

Last night Travis and I made this awesome Garlic Chicken Alfredo pizza. If you haven't tried the pizza dough from Trader Joe's, I *highly* recommend it! It costs around 99 cents, way cheap! We handmade a creamy garlic alfredo sauce, topped it with a white cheese mix, and cut up some smoked chicken (also from TJ's) and fresh pressed garlic. We make some really good food together.. a few nights previous we baked a delicious herb midget chicken with midget potatoes, all from TJ's as well. Trader Joe's rocks!!!

Later that evening, admist my garlic burpies, we went and saw Butt Pirates of the Carribean with Laquel. The movie was a lot of fun.. not *great*, but certainly entertaining. I'm a huge fan of Johnny Depp and I loved his portrayal of the drunken arrogant Captain Jack Sparrow. Plus, he was way cute which didn't hurt. Who knew pirates could be so friggen sexah?? (aside from Merima of course)

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What the hell! It's only Wednesday! Argh, I woke up this morning thinking it was Friday.. my mind has deceived me.

Last night I was absolutely pooped. I fell asleep around 11am.. which provided me with over 8 hours of sleep. China had no digestive problems overnight and I was able to rest aside from a brief pee break at around 5am.

This morning I woke up to reports on the news that there was a terrific lightning and thunder storm that hit all of the bay area overnight. Alas, the noise did not wake me from my slumber nor did it any of my fellow Berkeley residents with whom I spoke this morning (which were a total of 2). The news reporter spoke with several east bay citizens regarding the big storm including a gal I know who boards her horse at the same barn where Isabella is located! My dear friend Sharon, another Berkeley-ite shared her opinions on the storm that hit:

"Well, after I was convinced it wasn't Al-Queda bombing us, it was pretty cool."

I got a good giggle out of that. She's a sweet motherly type with children around the same age as me who just recently decided to adorn her nose with a nosering. Amazing what Berkeley will do to people.

I really want to go see Nora Jones this weekend. On Saturday evening she'll be playing none other than Berkeley's own Greek Theater. Tickets are listed at $32.50 but are of course, sold out. I read a review somewhere recently at how amazing she is in concert. So I really want to go!

The past few concerts I've been scheduled to go to have had their fair share of bad luck. I had my Underworld concert where I got horribly sick and puked the contents of my stomach all over Japantown in San Francisco, then earlier this year I had tickets for No Doubt with Mark which I lost. Of course, I ended up being horribly sick that date anyways, so it worked out for the best. I guess.

Everyone e-mail Walt and tell him to get better soon! The boy has been infected with the Varicella virus (aka Chicken Pox), will be MIA for the next 2 weeks. Wish him a quick and safe recovery.. :)

China is going to be the death of me.

This morning I woke to an urgent chocolate lab pacing the room, wagging her tail, breathing stank breath on my face. Since she had severe gastrointestinal problems this past weekend, I figured she had an upset stomach yet again. I stumble out of the apartment with her as she races to the next door neighbor's patch of grass (it's okay, the neighbor hit on me in a most slimey way so his lawn deserves to be my dog's toilet). In my tank and shorts, I shiver as I wait for China to finish her business. I don't have my glasses on so I can't see clearly, but I am very aware that it is 5am in the friggin morning. I wander over to her (well, the brown blob that I think is her) and call her over. She seems to be done with her business.

I stumble back into bed with the neighbor's techno base reverberating through the walls (Who the fuck listens to that at that hour in the morning?? I think it's time for another "note"). A few hours later, Travis leaves for work and again, I have a waggy impatient dog at my face. This time I am more prepared. I don my jacket and my glasses and walk out the door with her. She seems to think it's a leisurely morning stroll and takes her merry little time.. sniffing the bushes and staring at birds off in the distance.

"Woohoo, I figured out a way to wake Mom up so I can go outside when I'm bored in the morning!"

Meanwhile I am spouting off profanities at her in my head for allowing her to "train" me like that. Foiled, by my fucking dog.

I'm running on caffeine this morning. I got maybe 4 hours of sleep which fucking sucks. I forgot my riding clothes which I was going to bring because I was going to ride Isabella after work. I forgot my fucking lunch. I was fucking late to work. Fucking dog! Fucktard! Fucko! Fuckballs!

Oh well. Because of her little stomach exploits, she doesn't get any food today. My little passive aggressive revenge. GRRR. *HATE*HATE*HATE*

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I was messing around with my camera this past weekend.. the exposure time must be pretty long because I took a few of China rooting around the kitchen, eating food, searching for food on the ground.. basically, moving around a lot. This made for some blurry pictures.. but the colors are kind of interesting..





Plus one hot sexy guy practicing his bass.

This morning while I was in half-sleep mode, Travis came over where I was still sleeping in bed to hug me as he was leaving for work. I hugged him tight, nuzzled him and inhaled his cologne.. and sitting here at work now, his scent still lingers on my skin. Yum.

Oddly enough, right after he left for work I dreampt that he forgot his phone while it was charging in my apartment.. and he did. I have psychic dreams, YES!

I had a nice full weekend.. did a variety of things. On Friday evening, Laquel, Davina, Travis and I saw Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life which was gawdawful. It was a complete waste of time, just like the first one was.. but if you like crazy eyes and big fake boobies, you might like it. Saturday evening, Travis and I went to his friend's birthday gathering at Kelly's Mission Rock. The event had 3 different house/trance/jungle DJs playing at this restaurant right on the bay. The venue was pretty cool.. as Travis and I were standing on the balcony looking out into the water, I spilled his coke on people that were dancing underneath. Good times.

I'm so rad.. look what I did to help on msn chat!! My good deed for the week.

mechanical-legs : hi
mechanical-legs : are you horny?
·»Áká§há«· : my skin is smooth actually
mechanical-legs : is it?
mechanical-legs : let me put it another way
mechanical-legs : do you want to fuck?
·»Áká§há«· : does that actually get you sex?
mechanical-legs : it actually has before
mechanical-legs : its weird huh
·»Áká§há«· : with fat chicks I'm sure.
mechanical-legs : she wasnt fat
mechanical-legs : she had huge tits
mechanical-legs : but not fat
·»Áká§há«· : yeah right. she probably had pimples all over her body.
mechanical-legs : no she didnt, thats sick
·»Áká§há«· : i know, why would you do her. ugh.
mechanical-legs : haha
mechanical-legs : i just like to have sex
mechanical-legs : anytime anywhere
·»Áká§há«· : gross. have some limits, man.
·»Áká§há«· : you deserve better than a pimply fat chick you met from chat. Go out and meet people
mechanical-legs : i should
mechanical-legs : you want to meet me somewhere?
·»Áká§há«· : not me, idiot. go OUT
mechanical-legs : ok
mechanical-legs : im gonna go find me a hott ass older woman
·»Áká§há«· : good. glad I could help.
mechanical-legs : thank you
mechanical-legs : youve changed my life
mechanical-legs : i love you
·»Áká§há«· : no prob cya.
mechanical-legs : bye cutie
mechanical-legs has left the conversation.

I am master couch surfer!! FEAR ME!

Yesterday I only left the couch to: go potty, get food, walk China. In the meantime I: read my Harry Potter book, watched Merima run back and forth, ate food, painted my nails, and watched Ever After.

I was lazy. I was at least somewhat productive though.. I sold China's dog crate for $60 so now I have cash again. Sometime between Saturday evening when we went dancing and Sunday morning, I misplaced my ATM card, so I had been living on the 7 cents in my wallet and the pity of others. Fortunately I will receive the replacement on Tuesday.

So much to do this weekend.. I need a good massage and a haircut!

Geezus.. I didn't think I was *this* horny.. the horniest of horny?? Feh.


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My whole body is aching and sore from the past few days. On Tuesday night, I rode Isabella bareback.. which is a workout when you're trotting/cantering most of the ride. The next day after a ride like this I usually feel great.. but my body wreaks havoc two days afterward. Then yesterday, I played volleyball for a few hours with my coworkers. I was surprised at how much I didn't suck. I'm a pretty kickass server with a good bump and set.. but of course the whole height thing makes spiking pretty much impossible. I'm not big on jumping or leaving the ground either.. so I stuck to setting up shots for my team and we ROCKED.

Lately, I've been feeling really insecure about myself. Argh, this bothers me quite a bit.. I'm not sure where the feeling is stemming from, but I have a feeling of insecurity that is making me feel like I'm losing grasp of things in my life and everything is going to slip away from me at any time. I know when I feel like this I'm not myself.. and when I do make an effort to seem 'normal', it seems forced and contrived. There's a desperation I feel sometimes with people around me.. because I don't want to be constantly reinforced that I mean something to them.. their friendship, my worth.. because no one wants to be with someone who needs to hear that constantly. I don't want to be the friend who needs their ego fed all the time.

I had odd dreams last night.. first a little poodle attached to this long tie who ran up to greet me and peed all over me.. then another huge room in a warehouse where there was this huge breakfast buffet. Bizarre.

Quite a large volume of snot has been blown out of me this morning. Yes my dears.. allergies are back again. Although I take Zyrtec every morning, it doesn't kick in until later in the day.. so combine that with a lowered immune system due to waking up/being tired, and you got yourself one hell of a snot factory. Kimwipes make cheap tissue paper..

This afternoon I'll be going to Lake Chabot with my department for a mini-outing with the coworkers. I'll be bringing China Vagina along.. the last time we went, she peed in front of a group of foreigners in the water under a sign clearly marked 'Stay out of lake.. water is treated for drinking purposes for the city'. Nice.

I had an awesome ride on Isabella last night. Although my temperature guage read 104 when I drove into the barn, it wasn't quite as hot out on the trails. When we walk along steep single track paths along sides of hills, Isabella likes to keep her head slanted so she can see what's going on up the hill (maybe looking for mountain lions? I dunno). Anyways, that makes for a perilous ride because then she doesn't watch her footing and I have to keep my outside leg on her so she pays attention and doesn't slip down. She stumbled a few times yesterday.. it was good times.

A friend of mine was having difficulty with another friend's horse last night. She must've had a traumatic experience either on cement or in a confined area because she refused to get into the wash rack. I took the horse from her and was able to make her walk in after a few minutes. Wheee... that felt good.. I am mastah trainah!

Yay, I see Travis tonight! Mmm.. sushi roll. ;)

Last night Merima treated us to yummy YUMMY sushi in Berkeley. I think the waitress was immediately drawn to me because I was Korean.. funny how things work like that. It's the one connection I will have with random people on the street. Hey! You're Korean.. I am too! It's the Korean connection.. hook me up, yo.

Have I mentioned yet how incredibly lucky I am to have Travis in my life? He's a beautiful person.. inside and out. And he's so incredibly hot.. last night he was playing his bass for me and I thought to myself.. wow.. he's so talented and awesome. It takes my breath away. My self-esteem isn't going to support the groupies throwing themselves at him once he gets his band up.. so I'm going to have to invest in some heavy duty artillery.

I'm feeling incredibly cheeseball-ish today. Last night I was thinking how happy I am right now.. with Merima moved in I am surrounded by people I care about and who care about me..

I am content.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium story and pictures (some of the pictures are high res, so the page might take a while to load)..

I think I could've used around 3 more hours of sleep.

Here's how my weekend started out. Walk into my apartment Friday afternoon. First step.. into a pile of dog doodoo.. I took another step (I don't know what posessed me) right into another pile of dog doodoo. So I spent about an hour cleaining up dog poo and almost barfed from the grossness of it all. I remember when I first got China I was cleaning up dog poo almost everyday. **Mental note: No more big dog bone treats, especially neon green ones, for China Vagina.

The big news of this weekend is that Merima moved in! Hooray! I don't think I could have a better roommate.. she's totally kind and considerate and my closest friend, to boot! So the apartment is a bit cluttered.. at the moment there are 3 TVs in the living room along with Travis's bass/amps, the stairclimber, the ottoman, and assorted grandmother's paintings that I haven't gotten around to putting up on the walls. It's a little stressful, but I think everything will be settled and calmed down within a few weeks or so.

Saturday evening Travis and I went dancing with a bunch of people at 1015 Folsom in the city. It's a big club.. with several different genres of music playing on 3 different floors. We mainly stayed in the basement level with a bunch of other E-ravers. I wore heels that evening and my calves were suffering the rest of the weekend from dancing.. we eventually got home and into bed around 4:30am.

The next day we awoke at 10:30am (argh, not enough sleep) and went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium for the afternoon. Actually I think we only spent about 3 hours in the city of Monterey.

After dinner on the bay, we drove home. I was driving with Travis's sleeping head on my lap and was falling asleep at the wheel.. so I pulled into an empty parking lot where we snoozed for an hour in the heat. We headed back home (I had a big wet spot in my lap from Travis's head.. take that as you will) and watched the League of Extraordinary Gentleman which we both thoroughly enjoyed. It was a good storytelling movie.. and you can tell it was adapted from a novel in that some of the scenes were hastily put together to give the viewer history and background on the character and story which probably translated better in words.. but altogether, the characters were intriguing and the backdrop and fight scenes were gripping.. we tried to find Finding Nemo to stay in tune with the fish theme, but none of the theatres were playing it that late.

I took about 20+ photographs at the aquarium and hopefully I'll have them up by tonight! Some long awaited pictures of Travis.. and my pink hair. Hold on to your panties!

I've finally planned my vacation for the year! Originally I was going to take a couple of days off here and there but you know what? I decided Phuket, I'm going to Thailand! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh, I crack me up.

Anyways, I was reading Brian's blog about his backbacking adventures in Malaysia and through Thailand. I've always had a fascination with Thailand.. from my first best friend actually in elementary school. Her name was Jennifer Kittikaruchet or something like that and I remember going to her house and all of the elaborate traditional decor her family used to adorn their house. Then watching 'The King and I' and viewing the expansive rainforests and ornate landmarks of the country led me to want to visit this country even more.

I invited Travis, who does not own a passport or has even left the continent before in his lifetime. Although virtualtourist states that Thailand is one of the safest countries a lone female traveler can venture into, I figured I'd need a big white guy by my side for the natives to gawk and point at. :) Plus, he's been around the block a few times and can handle any sort of barebones situation (we'll be most likely backpacking with just the minimal bare essentials). As for me, I can raise / recognize shit with the best of the best and haggle a mean bargain.. which guarantees us protection from swindlers and gives us the best deals!

I'm excited. He's excited. Last night we went into Barnes and Noble's traveling section and scoured over maps and traveler books about the region. We made a rough plan to land in Bangkok, spend a few days there touring the city and spending a lot of time in their red light district (gay transvestite cabaret shows, here we come!), then east. We'll take a leisurely drive down the east coast into the big National Park called Ko Chang, the second largest island aside from Phuket. It's a little quieter and desolate.. spend a few days there, then maybe take a train or drive back to Bangkok.

The plans are a late October/early November trip. Airfares are running around $550-600, cheap, because of SARS. Hooray for SARS!! I figure we can budget a trip less than $1000 each easily. (on a side note, that article states that if you get infected with SARS while traveling in Thailand, the government will give you $100K, double bonus!!)

Last night I dragged Travis to this Ethiopian restaurant and the food tasted like vomit and anus (vomitanus). This half-cooked meat crap they served us was so incredibly foul. I told Travis I'd throw it back up, but I didn't want to taste it again.

So yesterday I was having a horrible guilt-ridden day which was eventually alleviated by talking with Travis.. but what made the day worse was this fucking neighbor who yelled at me while I was walking China in the morning. China crouched to poo underneath his window. He started yelling at me, "ARE YOU LETTING YOUR DOG POO ON MY LAWN??" and I said yes.. I had the bag in my hand which I showed him and said I was going to clean up the mess. This apparently didn't satiate his need to put a power trip over me and he proceeded to tell me that his kids play on that lawn and that I shouldn't let her poo there anymore (!!!) Mmm... ok. Whatever, dickwad. So, he hurt my feelings.. and I was angry and upset..

For the rest of the day I was scheming about all of the evil things I could do to him.. but alas, he has children.. so I didn't want to affect them. Some of the schemes included: smearing poo on his building, egging his house, maiming his leg.. okay, maybe not the last one. I wanted revenge.

Anyways, this morning I set off on my morning walk. I see him on the opposite street watering his lawn, which he *never* does in the morning (lazy ass). So I'm thinking.. great.. he's going to yell at me some more as I'm walking back. Whatever. Fucko. So, we walk around the neighborhood and I make sure to encourage China to poo on some other guy's dirt lawn before we reach Fucko Neighbor's lawn. I have the choice now to cross the street early or walk right past him on my normal path. I choose not to let some asshole change my life and I continue on my original walk.

He is apologetic, telling me I caught him at breakfast and he didn't mean to be rude to me. WHATEVER!

I tell him that I try to be a responsible dog owner unlike some of the other people that walk their dogs around the neighborhood. I show him my bag of steaming poo and tell him that I even pick up other dog's poo because I want the neighborhood to remain clean and nice for everyone. He is sorry and introduces himself as Jerry. Tells me he used to live in the apartment complex I'm in 30 years ago.

Whatever, Prickwad. Maybe he decided to apologize because he saw me walking with Travis last night and was afraid we'd get postal on his ass. Or maybe he saw my boots and knew I'd kick his lazy couch surfing ass. Or maybe he saw my boobs and wanted to touch them.

Well, whatever reason posessed him to apologize, I now negate any evil revenge thoughts against him. But I still hate him for almost making me cry that morning. *hate* *hate*

Pink streaks in hair. Not a great picture.. but gives you the general idea. There ya go. ;)

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Bored. I think I'll go do some work..

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I dyed my hair pink!

A few weeks ago I bleached streaks in my hair and then went ahead and dyed these streaks purple. The purple pretty much washed out in maybe.. 2 days. I went with the blondish/orange streaks, looking like an asian FOB for a week and a half or so.. then got tired of it and purchased dark pink hair dye. It stayed.. very well might I add.

So.. my hair is the usual black.. and now with dark pink streaks. Kind of cool.. but I freak myself out sometimes when I see my hair blowing in the wind or something and remind myself that it's really really bright. At work I've been tying it back so people don't get the full pink frontal assault.. even so, I get many many comments about it.. every day.

Every morning, my computer at work wakes me up with the following .wav from Dexter's Lab.

What a *fine* day... FOR SCIENCE!!

I love my little computer noises. An error message pops up on the machine and Dexter's little voice proclaims, This is quite a dilemma.

And at the end of the day, my computer shuts down with:

Wooo-boy!! This is hard we-eerk!

I'm such a nerd. Simple pleasures make me happy.

Switching gears, yesterday morning Travis was in a car accident. He's okay (thank God!) and I was able to have him home last night. We played a little GTA3: Vice City before we conked out.. and my throat hurts from laughing so much. I swear, I get way too much pleasure from mowing down people on the sidewalk and sniping their heads off, watching the blood pour out of their defenseless decapitated bodies before they fall over on the sidewalk.

Found this picture in my archives. It's too good so it bears repeating.. it was taken when I was visiting my Mom over Christmas.. China would take her little Trader Joe's rawhide bone and carry it around everywhere with her, like a security pacifier. I found her asleep with it in her mouth and had to capture it on photo.

It's amazing how tiring shopping is on one's body.

Yesterday Laquel, Merima and I went into the city to the Powell Street mall to walk around the city and SHOP. The weather here is beautiful right now.. albeit a little too hot for my taste in Berkeley. I'm just glad I don't live in Walnut Creek anymore. Triple digit weather is why I didn't hang around Davis after I graduated!

Tonight I must do laundry.. maybe thinking about doing a powerwalk around Pt. Isabel with China. Incidently, I thought I'd share this aol conversation I recieved one day when I returned to my computer:

Syncrisis: It turns me on
Syncrisis: when you say
Syncrisis: China Vagina

Thanks, Steve. :)

I don't usually post on the weekends.. let alone 1 am in the morning.. but I'm bored so here I am, HELLO!!

At the moment Travis is conked out in my bed. He had to work early this morning so he is sleeping at the moment. I could be really creepy and take pictures of him sleeping and post them here.. but it's early on in the relationship and I don't want him to see the real me just yet, so I'll resisit the urge ( MUHAHAHAHA ). I look over at him and just think how beautiful he is.. MMmm... and I can kiss him anytime I want... yay...

This afternoon I attended my friend Andrea's wedding. The ceremony was beautiful.. lovely words to bring their love together in front of all their friends and family. It made me tear up.. *sniff sniff* I'm such a weenie.

*resisting urge to put panties on Travis' head and capturing it on digital photo*



(Two in the pink, One in the stink)

Damn, I can't believe I forgot to post this.

I had a bizarre dream last night. Lizette had to go to prison for some reason. She was totally skinny and svelt.. and my mom and I were commenting on her. My mom said, "She's not going to make it..." and I nodded, yes.. My mom says, "We should've gotten her chubbier.. like a fatted calf. Only then will she make it in prison."

What the.

Happy Friday everyone!

I'm a little timid at work today. Last night I dyed the streaks in my hair which failed to turn purple after bleaching it last week. It's very very bright.. pretty cool looking, but I probably should've waited until Friday to dye it so it could have a chance to fade over the weekend. Nonetheless, I've wrapped my hair up into my hair clippy thingy so it isn't too noticible (I think).

Last night a handful of us gathered at Thalassa to shoot up some poolage! It was quite fun and I think I've improved a teeny little bit because I actually get the easy shots in now. hooray!

This morning after Travis had left I was wandering around doing morning-type stuff around the apartment. I found his clothes lying on the ground next to the couch. Anyhoo, I picked them up and of course, took them up to my face and inhaled his yummy scent.. a mixture of smoke and cologne.. ahhh.. so loverly. Oh yes, and this reminds me of another story from last night. I smashed my finger really hard after one of my spastic shots against the pool table and my stick. Amit sees this and tells me to hurry up over to Travis so he can kiss it better.. so I walk up to him, finger out towards his lips.. and he sniffs my finger.

Haha, sweet.. I think he's getting to know me better each day. Finger out, you better sniff it, bitch!! :)

1. Heaven = waking up next to the most delicious boy in the world..

2. On my walk this morning I saw a little girl and her older brother walking her to school. The girl could not have been more than 6 years old, the boy, perhaps around 19-20 years or so. The boy is obviously half-asleep, shuffling along slowly with the little girl bouncing around at the end of his hand. She is checking out everything along the sidewalk, the trash people have left out, newly bloomed flowers that have opened overnight, squirrels dashing up trees. As I am walking by, I hear the little girl exclaim loudly to her brother, so anyone within a 2 block vicinity can hear, "DID YOU BRUSH YER TEETH THIS MORNIN' CUZ YER BREATH JUS' STANK!!"

Quite amusing. Those two events made my morning!!

You forgot to flush the toilet once in a public
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(***WHAT THE?!?***** In Lizette's words... I guess..)

I'm at home today, kiddies. I woke up this morning at around 7:25am (5 minutes before my alarm, argh) having to pee. I wake up groggily, saunter over to the bathroom like a drunken sailer, tripping over China's doggy bed and bumping into the door with my shoulder, sit down carefully to pee (regular readers will remember that my toilet seat is a bit unstable), and then..

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING PAINNNNN GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!!!!!!!

Yes, my lovelies, your intrepid ass-kicker gal has a urinary tract infection aka bladder infection aka UTI. I've had one in the past.. several times actually. So I know the deal. I felt it coming Monday, loaded up twice daily on cranberry extract pills, but alas, that wasn't enough. Apparently the infection was multiplying its evil self inside my urethra, waiting for the most opportune time to hit me with its full effects.

So, this morning I took the 45 minute drive to Walnut Creek to my doctor's office (must switch doctor's, yes) and go into the restroom to pee in the cuppy thingy. I wipe. I pee. Pee is bright bright red. Not good. I wipe and pee again, my period is very very light.. so it can't be that. Geezus, I'm peeing blood.. fresh blood.

So I'm a little freaked out. The doctor says there's probably bleeding due to irritation up in the urethra/bladder area causing the blood. So she puts me on Cipro (made by Bayer, woohoo) for 5 days instead of the normal 3.

I'm at home now. I was debating whether to go back to work because of an important state of the business address, but between feeling light-headed and dizzy, I think I'll take it easy.

Everytime I pee it feels like I'm giving birth to the antichrist.

Heh, my boss forwarded this too me.. fireworks!

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Happy Tuesday everyone!

I feel like I have a ton of stuff to do at work today.. but not enough time to finish everything. I also feel a little loopy because I just got my period (which I'm sure you were all dying to know). I was watching the news this morning and saw that they are testing this new 83 day birth control pill regime. Basically you take pills for 83 days then have your period for 7 days. So in theory, you only have your period 4 times a year. That would friggin rock!! Although, I'm wondering what those 7 days are like.. I mean, right now my periods are pretty light and short (yay for Yasmin birth control).. but if this new pill makes you feel like your innards are smashed up and falling out of your vagina, I think I'd rather stick with what I have now.

I'm going through Travis withdrawals.. must.. kiss.. hot.. rocker...boy. SOON! I was evil and took a picture of him sleeping in bed with China.. I am now holding this picture for ransom.. for exchange of a ridiculous amount of lip attention and an indefinite amount of cuddle time. Muhaha. I am evil.

Bored. I'm licking my herpes man. If I had a penis I'd stick it in his ear and take a picture of it. Lucky for you I don't.

It feels odd to be back at work. Like I've been on an extended leave of vacation.. but its a good feeling. I've had enough time to cavort around and have my fun.. and I feel now it's time to put in my work hours until next weekend.

The weekend commenced Thursday evening over at Oasis. Everyone was there.. it was good to see people I hadn't hung around in a while. We stayed until closing then ran over to Nation's in El Cerrito to have a late night breakfast.. woohoo, discovered a place where I can get eggs, hashbrowns, and sausage at 3am in the morning.. SCORE! This was one of my highlights of the weekend. We stayed up talking for quite a while and for the first time in ages, I saw the sunrise.

Friday we headed over to Jack London Square for the festivities and fireworks. The fireworks were the best I've seen so far! To top it off, there was a very intoxicated man a few feet from us that commented each time one burst up in the sky.. "BOOOOOOOM!!" "AGGGHHHHHH!!" "YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH" "BRING IT AWWWWWN" "THROW THAT SHIT UP DEREEEE" That rocked.

Saturday we headed over to the Fillmore Street Jazz Festival. I ate a deep fried twinkie with extra whipped cream and berries. I'm not quite sure what the nutritional value of that was.. but my body responded by jittering a whole lot and feeling oily for the rest of the day. Good times.

The icing on the cake was that the whole weekend was spent with a certain yummy boy.. or perhaps he was the cake and the rest was the icing. Either way, he was delish and I've been left in a pleasant sugar comatose.

Ladies and gentlemen, I AM GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy the 3-day weekend and I shall post the results of my havoc wreakiness on Monday! Yipeeeee!

I just can't seem to escape.. I think it's the 3rd time taking Harry Potter quizes and getting this result.


Slytherin! You're classy to the core, favoring the
traditionally finest things the world has to
offer. While you may or may not be evil *wink*
you certainly have the power and attitude to
get what you want. You're clever as all heck,
and tend to be a couple steps ahead of even the
most astute Ravenclaw.


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And because I'm bored..
1. What size is your bed? queen
2. What do you wear to bed? tank top/shorts = pajama set from Old Navy
3. How many people regularly sleep in your bed? One
4. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
5. If you could wake up next to any famous person who would it be? Kermit D Frog
6. What would have happened the night before? snuggling, watching movies
7. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Comfortably, two.. since I like to, ahem, spread out.
8. Who is the next person you would like to have in your bed with you? A hot rocker boy
9. What position do you go to sleep in? On my back
10. What position do you wake up in? Stomach facing the alarm, ready to hit snooze
11. Have you ever woken up in a really weird position? Sometimes I end up sideways.. I don't do wierd things like Merima (ending up in the closet, wtf?) :)
12. How many blankets/covers do you have on your bed? 3, flannel sheet, down comforter, quilt
13. Do you hog the blankets? I don't think so?
14. Have you ever found your pillows on the other side of the room? Nope
15. When was the last time you fell out of bed? I have the vague recollection of almost falling the other night.
16. Do you have any strange bed habits such as sleep talking etc? No, but just before I fall asleep I say wierd things.
17. Do you snore? No
18. Hows about drooling? Yes
19. How many pillows do you have on your bed? 2
20. Do you tend to sleep with a fan? Air purifier.

Boring quiz, there ya go.. my sleep habits.

Yay I am the smartest! Well, not really.. I just got off my ass to see what was up over at YACCS and updated my comments code so that the actual number of comments is now seen.

Yesterday.. I did.. absolutely.. nothing. It was great! I got home, got my Family Feast from KFC, and watched TV and napped all afternoon. Every so often I'd check email, snugged with China Vagina, and eat chicken. I needed a night like that. Pure beauty of nothingness.

Let me tell you a story, kiddies.

In my first week of dorm life at UC Davis, my dormmates and I were eating lunch in the dorm cafeteria (Tercero, rumored to be the best cafeteria in campus, although the wafting of cow poo from the cow barn would sometimes mar the tastey goodness of the food). This was one of the first few days we were there so you would look around the cafeteria and see new strange faces, not really knowing anybody. It was fairly quiet because of the novelty of being away from home.. experiencing a new kind of life. All of a sudden, this dude gets up on one of the tables grasping a huge handful of cafeteria napkins and yells Mel Gibson 'Braveheart' style, "NAPKINS!! NAPKINS FOR EVERYYYYYYYYYONE!!!!" I shall always remember that. Just completely random and bizarre, yet so prophetic. We were embarking on a educational journey that would lead us to oportunities that were unknown, but yet so vast that anything would be possible.. so.. may there be, napkins for everyone.

And on that note, HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY EVERYONE!! (even though its Thursday) And may there be HOT MEAT INJECTIONS FOR EVERYONE!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hehe, this is classic.

Okay, I'm retarded. I spent 5 minutes trying to open the elevator with my magnetic ID badge. Then I realized I should just press the button. Damnit. Need sleep.

Happy Wednesday everyone! One more day and it's the 3 day weekend!! FUCK YEAH!

So, what's been going on. I met a kickass dude who I've been hanging around. He's way cool, inside and out.. and we get along like peas and carrots. :) He looks like David Gahan with a younger babyface and my friends call him rocker boy. I call him Hot rocker boy, HEY TRAVIS You're a HOT ROCKER BOY!! But you knew that already, mmhmm.

Muahha, I'm slightly delirious and not all in my full brain capacity modalage because of lack of sleep.. but mark my words, this much is true. Myup. Uh, I forgot what I was going to say here.

Oh yeah last night Amit invited Laquel and I over and we some really really good unagi which was cooked bengali style (mmMMMmmm) and was wrapped up in sushi with guacamole. I could use some of that right now it was fucking good. Each bite was like a little burst of orgasm exploding inside my mouth. Now *that* is good folks, I tell ya what. And with that I will stop writing because I'm crazy.

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I threw out the strawberry pie I made last week.. it was looking pretty pathetic with the whipped cream sloshed on there haphazardly and the strawberries wilting and looking shriveled and unappetizing. As I smashed it down in my trashcan, the thought occured to me that I could've just disposed of it by throwing it in someone's face. Maybe next time.