So I had a little bit of time at work and I'm cruising through some forums at this site I found. The topic was: What I hate about my boyfriend.

Now this has nothing, NOTHING to do with Bob at all. I don't hate him. I just found a few of the reasons some of the women gave amusing. Here are a few:

The only thing I hate about the guy I'm dating is his voice. Haha. Isn't that awful. He has this terrible souther accent (he's only from Indianapolis!!) and he's very loud.

He is condescending without realising it. For instance, last night I was revealing to him that I feel I have a problem with compulsive over-eating when I'm upset or bored. His "solution" was that I should eat only when I'm hungry. Well, duh

That he thinks rubbing saliva on his pimples is good for them

He "cleans" by throwing all my shit away.

He would rather masturbate than have sex.

he needs to clip his toenails more frequently. (and from another girl: Bites off toenails.)

He likes the WWF.

He eats ketchup and pasta sauce, but he's allergic to fresh tomatoes. The fuck?

He calls me to ask me what he should have for lunch.

I hate that he never says goodbye when we talk on the phone. He just hangs up.

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Another night of bad dreams.. this time I was in a pool with my SO (unsure who this was in the dream). The pool was dark and murky.. and full of creatures. This was the waiting area for a show we were supposed to attend. My understanding of the pool was that it was one of the clay mud pools, where you lather on all the mud onto your skin, wait a while.. then wash it off. I came out of the pool and discovered two huge leeches on me with long squirmy tails. Both of them were on my right arm.. the first between my thumb and pointer finger.. the second on the inside of my elbow. I managed to pry them off and both left huge holes in my skin, revealing pink muscle underneath.

The second dream I was dressed in a wedding dress.. southern style with square shoulders and a victorian hat. I was wandering around the wedding party before the ceremony. I remember it was a beautiful day.. the sun was shining. Everything started turning chaotic.. I had 4 bridesmaids I didn't know.. they were all wearing pink chiffon, some of them wearing poodle skirts. There was a fat man wearing a bridesmaid's dress. There were two horseback riders discussing whether their heart rate moniter was working. Too much was going on.. I felt like I was in the middle of a 3 ring circus and the groom was no where to be seen.

I had two dreams last night.

First there was a wedding taking place on a beach.. I don't know who the participants were.. but one of them didn't want to be there. I took the place of that person and the next thing I knew I was looking out into the ocean. Wave after wave came upon the shoreline and suddenly they started getting larger and larger until they were overcoming the place where we were standing. There was a large tree on the beach.. I didn't think I could climb up onto it, but I managed somehow.. everyone else ran inland to avoid the waves coming in. I stood on the tree, surrounded by ocean water.

My next dream was on the beach as well. I was with my mom and my dad was swimming along the shoreline. He found two green maggots and brought them up to us on the shore to each of us. The one he gave to me burrowed in between my toes and began moving around.. I managed to squeeze him back out and the green maggot had turned larger and red. My mom was having similar troubles.. the worm had moved in between her toes also and was sucking her blood. The one I had in my hand escaped and tried to squeeze inbetween my toes again.. I managed to squeeze off its head then went to my mother to help her get the worm out of her. After I helped her I squeezed the body of the maggot outside of my body. The worm was now big and dead.. yellow in color.

I'm afraid I'm not in the best spirits. I decided to call off the engagement.

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Crap! The first time I park on the streets in a month and they catch me! This email was sent to my boss and his boss. Grrreeeat...

The above named employee has been parking on the city streets outside the Bayer campus.
Site Manager Dick XXXXXX distributed an internal announcement addressing this issue on Site Focus.
The company has made an agreement with the city and our neighbors that Bayer personnel, temporary
workers, consultants and guests will park in company-provided parking lots.

Bayer is committed to maintaining a good neighbor relationship with the tenants and businesses surrounding
the campus. When we park on city streets, we displace our good neighbors who live and work in the area.

A copy of the internal announcement has been attached. Please review it with the named individual.

Please help Bayer continue to be a good neighbor.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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I really enjoyed Mark's journal entry yesterday:

Today I had to supress a massive fart in the middle of physics... I feel sorry for Andrew, 'cause he sits right next to me and doesn't know about my bouts with gas.

I thought it deserved a special mention here.

Isabella's update:

Yesterday I went to take her out like I usually do.. I'd been gone for the past couple days for a wedding and my friends had been taking care of her for me. She looked BEAUTIFUL.. with more weight than I've ever seen on her, summer coat mostly in so she looked sleek and glossy. Her body hair is coming in lighter and almost white but her main/tail/legs have remained black.

I opened the gate to pasture and let her walk out so I could put the halter on her.. another boarder was putting his horse back into pasture and commented on what a good girl she was (she was basically loose and stood there while I closed the pasture gate - I don't normally do this but a bully was beginning to approach her from behind and I let her walk out to get away from the boss mare). I put the halter on her, groomed her.. then let her loose in the arena while I got her food ready. Well, she managed to escape while Bob was putting Tavi in the arena and she began cavorting around the barn, head high, snorting, tail flipped over her back, just bouncing around trotting like arabs can.

As she was running around the property snorting, Bob and another boarder were trying to catch her.. and the bad mommy that I am, I just stood and watched her, laughing.. just thinking, how incredibly beautiful she is.. I'd never seen her so full of spirit! She wouldn't let them catch her.. but I knew she'd settle down eventually. She finally came to rest by the gate, head high, snorting at me as I approached her. She looked gorgeous.. I gave her a little pet then opened the arena gate wide for her and she trotted in to play around with Tavi. I wish I had a camera to capture that moment..

I'm so incredibly blessed. *sigh* Not only having a beautiful creature so attached to you, but knowing that they are so full of spirit and life.. and to see them express their happiness is a feeling compared to nothing else in the world.

Oh yeah, Sandi was in her house and she sees all this going on.. and yells out, "I GUESS SHE'S SOUND AGAIN NOW, EH???" hahahaa

It's not a joke.. it's a serious medical problem, folks.

I wonder if online journals have left nothing to the actual voice conversation.

"So, yeah.. what's going on in your life besides what you've written on your page?"
"Um.. not much"
"...."

The other night China pooped twice in our bedroom. I always seem to be the unfortunate one to discover this. I woke up thinking I had a bad dream about having halotosis (sp?). I go over to the bathroom to rinse out my mouth and see what the actual cause of the smell is. I pick up the poo with some toilet paper and plop the crap into the toilet and flush it down. I cover up the remnants with a towel to deal with in the morning and flop back into bed. Next thing I know the crap smell is even worse.. she had laid a nice pile of diarrhea right next to the towel. I scooped up what I could with some more toilet paper and Bob cleaned up the rest while I tried to sleep with the godawful smell in the room. Funny how having dog poo smeared on your hand isn't too bad when you're half asleep.

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This morning I was quite shaken up by an experience I had in the employee parking lot.

I was parked a little over the line in one of the last 2 parking spaces. A guy in his car was waiting behind me and when I came out of the car he yelled out at me, "You don't really intend to leave your car like that, do you?" I asked him what he meant by that and he said I was taking up 2 spaces (in not so nice of words). At that point I really didn't feel safe so I started to walk away and he yelled after me, "You'll pay for that". I came back to write down his license plate and then went over to security to tell them what had happened. A security escort came back with me to move my car and when we arrived at my car another car had fit into the space next to me just fine and his car was gone.

Anyways, I'm a bit shaken with the experience. The security guards looked up this guy's name: Leonard Payne. He was quite threatening and very scary. It really doesn't make me feel safe to know that another employee yelled at me like that.

This is the first time in a long time I've had a confrontation with another person. I don't understand why people are so angry and negative like that. Sure I'm angry and negative, but I bottle it all in like a healthy person should.. I don't lash out at unsuspecting people. My hands are shaking right now.. I feel like crying.

I like the way he thinks

One reason monogamy developed in history is epidemiology. When you spend many intimate hours with someone, all their germs are now your germs. Therefore, those who had multiple partners were many times more likely to fall ill and die. Thus evolution bred single partners into humanity.
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I'm lost.. what's happening to me..

I'm in Richmond, Virginia now. It is way too early and I'm deathly tired. We have a 5 month drive ahead of us this morning. There are many women out here with mullets.. I think its the fashion out here. If I lived out here I'd get one also so I could fit in. Bob's aunt just did some pot and she's very happy and laughing now.

I'm gone tomorrow morning until late Sunday night. Going to West Virginia for Bob's brother's wedding.. fun fun. Chuck, I hope you have a wonderful trip. See ya guys in a few days..

Allright kiddies, here ya go.. Monterey Hoof Trek, 2002!

Isa and I were walking out to our cars after work and she said to me, "You know, you're so cute, Julienne.." After I confirmed with her that she wasn't hitting on me I asked her what she meant. "Oh, just that you're so positive and easy to get along with.. you make everyone feel comfortable around you." Wow.. nice compliment, hmm? Do you think she wants to touch my boobs?

Random thought... I was driving home and sucking on a Jolly Rancher.. and I realized that I have A LOT of spit. I drool a lot.. when I was young and went to the dentist, they had to give me a special pill so I would stop salivating. Recently I had my teeth done and the dental hygentist was getting a little pissed off because she kept having to stop so I could use the spit suction thingy. She said rivers had less water than inside my mouth.

Here's an ad I found on craigslist.. appropriately located in the missed connections section.

Call Cigna Health (800-564-8982), press 2, then extension 5228. Listen to the whole message.

I think I stepped in poo this morning because I'm smelling it this morning. Dog poo is the worst.. :( I wish I knew where it was coming from so I could irradicate it.

When I was in junior high/high school, I went away to summer camp.. it was a camp for Korean kids called 'Camp Conifer'. The reason why I was thinking about it today was because someone on the radio mentioned a guy named 'Dwight'... For the longest time I had a huge crush on a guy named that at camp. There wasn't anything exceptional about him.. he wasn't totally adorably cute or hunky.. but he was sweet and dorky and nice. Those qualities still seem to capture my attention. We danced together at the little camp dances we had and really didn't talk other than that. My crushes always seemed to be like that.. he liked me back but I lived in this little fantasy world with my perception of what the guy was that I fell in love with was like. So nothing really came of it. He asked for my address and phone number at the end of the week, we exchanged a few letters, and that was it. Actually that was probably the closest I came to having an asian boyfriend.

I tend to go for white guys.. maybe because there are more of them in my world. I'm just not attracted to asian guys at all. Maybe its the penis thing? Who knows.. just kidding. Most asian guys I've seen are looking for the "perfect" asian girl. Waif-like thin, colored hair, cell-phone, speaks English with an asian accent even though they've lived in America all their lives. Hey, I just described my cube-mate next door!

My first boyfriend was black. He was also 6'4". His name was Brian.. I was with him for 2 1/2 years and it was a long distance relationship. It wasn't a good experience. He really messed up my self-image.

I still smell the poo.. POO, where ARE YOU??? Please leave me.

Bob keeps bugging me because I forgot to rate him on Sunday night: 6.5

He's at his first interview today.. everyone send positive thoughts to him!

Ridestory with pictures hopefully coming tonight.. its not very exciting, I was reading it over and its a little boring actually.

Isa and I were talkin' about Jim and about how he keeps emailing me, coming over to see me, etc. He emailed me again today asking when I was going to call him. He just doesn't get the clue that I'm not interested.. I think I mentioned before that Isa has been saying that everytime she sees him he's getting less and less attractive. I have to agree with this. Today she said that maybe if he took a shower and cleaned up a bit he'd be better looking? I quipped back that it still couldn't wash off the SKANK!!!! haha, I was funny. He wants me for some odd reason.

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

Got back from the Monterey Hoof Trek, our 4th CTR this weekend on Saturday night.. boy am I sore!! My arms, my back, the inside of my thighs, the outside of my thighs.. I can hardly walk up and down stairs. I'll be writing a story soon complete with pictures to entertain you all.. but I'm trying to be productive here at work first. Hopefully I'll be getting it done before I leave on Wednesday for Virginia.. Bob and I are going to his brother's wedding. Joy. Don't get me wrong, they are nice people.. but.. okay. I'm just going to bite my tongue in case one of them finds this site.. love you all!!!!!

Jim the big dick guy is still on my case.. he sent me an email again today.. he doesn't really get the picture. NO I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU! Isa says he is looking more unattractive every time she sees him and I have to agree.. he's a sweet guy but GEEZ if you only knew the things he does. I saw him at the cafeteria last week talking to a table with 2 girls and a guy. Isa and I were wondering which of the two girls he's done it with.. if not both. Skank!!!

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Good and bad news.. Bad news is that Isabella isn't recovered enough to go to the event tomorrow.. good news is that Sandi, the barn manager, heard about my sad plight and offered up her horse for me to ride this weekend.. YAY!! I'm so incredibly happy. She offered her 7 year old mare, Nellie. She's a nice little 15h, palomino gaited grade horse with a HUGE walk and trot. Bob and I went for a short little ride last night and Bob was constantly having to trot Tavi to catch up. Nellie will be interesting to ride.. she's never been overnight camping nor has she been to an event where there are so many horses around. She's very forward, she likes to go.. and she's a little tough to stop. So I'm a little nervous.

While we were gone Isabella was calling to me the whole time.. now that she's in a stall she gets bored very easily and one of the ways she vents her frustration is to make faces with her lips and bob her head like she's Pee Wee Herman. Apparently she was doing that while I was riding Nellie. I had a bizarre dream last night.. I dreampt that I woke up in the stall next to Isabella's, one occupied by an older Morgan mare.. I was lying in the shavings and my feet were propped up on the stall door. Someone arrived into the barn and didn't see my feet and just went about doing whatever they were doing. Totally random.. and wierd.

Still haven't done my taxes.. 4 days to go.

Well, Isabella is still off and we have the competition this weekend. Last night I brought her out from pasture and now she's in a stall, hopefully to recuperate and see if the leg heals better. The limp isn't noticible, just barely if you were looking for it.. but I know its still there.

Work has been really really slow.. Isa and Raf are still gone away at that conference and we've been having molecular lab problems so I haven't been workin' much in the lab. Most of my work these past few days has been "computer work". I've been reading lots of web pages.

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I should really get started on my taxes..

Work has been mind numbingly boring. Both Isa and Raf are away on a conference until Thursday so I'm alone in cube hell. My other neighbors are really quiet.. we have the one to the left who falls asleep and snores every afternoon and the annoying asian chick on the right. She is an prime example of what I hate about stereotypical asian girls. She's petite. She's "shy and quiet". She uses other people for personal gain. She has an irritating mouse laugh that sounds like fingernails crawling slowly down a chalkboard. She probably has a riceboy boyfriend with an integra and pink headlights too. I hate her.

I'm gonna start ranking "events" between Bob and I now. On a scale of 1 (worst) to 10 (best).. I know he's going to love this.
Last night: 8.0

I asked him if he ever thought about other people when we are together.. he says he doesn't have to. Interesting.

These guys recorded their butts. (link stolen from pugugly.org)

For some reason this is so utterly satisfying.. like popping a pimple..

A few times this weekend I caught Bob singing this song to himself:

I’m not the average girl from your video
And I ain’t built like a supermodel
But I learned to love myself unconditionally,
Because I am a queen

I not the average girl from your video
My worth is not determined by the price of my clothes
No matter what I’m wearing I will always be
India.Arie

Okay, hmm. Picture a tall, white, computer geek singing these words to himself.. Should I be scared?

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Hehe.. the latter one is pretty good.

This weekend Bob and I finally set a date and location for our MUCH waited for wedding ceremony and reception. We went to Palmdale Estates thinking it was going to be our place. I had a feeling once I saw the picture that it was meant for us... so on Saturday we take the 45 minute drive to visit. I was so utterly disappointed when we arrived. The freeway noise was so loud that you couldn't hear the officiant of the wedding ceremony (there was one going on when we visited). I was completely bummed out and very sad.

So I go back to the web and do a search for private estates that are available for wedding sites and find this place. Elliston Winery is a small little family owned estate with a beautiful mansion and reception hall. The little town of Sunol looks like it was kept in the 1940s with the town saloon and railroad track. There is a small little church on the outskirts of the community and the homes there are so beautifully quaint they took my breath away. We met up with Heather, the onsite wedding coordinator and she gave us a small tour of where the ceremony and reception would take place. The ceremony is to the left of the house as seen in the photos under a large oak tree and a wooden arch. The bride's ready room is on the second floor of the mansion and she goes through a private exit to make her entrance down the steps to the arch. The view is undescribable. There are mountains on either side with green trees everywhere and the site is surrounded by grapevines, roses, and flowering trees.

The reception room is equally as amazing. You look up and see a huge magnificent vaulted ceiling with windows up above and one side of the room is clear glass, looking out into the mountains with only the color green. The ceremony will be May 4th, Sunday afternoon.

Well, this has been the one positive thing that has happened so far.. I've been really stressed lately with everything going on. Lizette's going through some really life-changing tough times right now.. so I'm very worried about her. Please send happy thoughts her way.. if I get her permission maybe I'll tell you guys about it.

Freeze be flossin' wit his sweet Ford Ranger... bling bling! Money ain't a thang!

Okay yes I'm bored today.

I made up some new questions in the guestbook. Go and sign now! =)

So guess who just came by my cube just now. Maybe if he saw me doing something gross like picking my nose or messing around with a scab he'd stop bothering me.. should I make that my next mission? He asked me out to lunch and basically told me that he has this crush on me and that I make him nervous.. its still flattering but I've made up my mind not to do anything with slut boy.

I have another mission that I made today. There is another little maintenance guy that Raf really thought was cute but the little guy was getting really freaked out by Raf's attentions. Today I saw him in the cafeteria walkin' towards Isa and me and I just kept eye contact with him until he looked back and I smiled at him. He gave me a little smile back.. my mission (that I've chosen to accept) is to make him freaked out by my attentions too. I want to make him scared of me.

Any food container depicting a cartoon rendition of the item to be consumed in an elated state at the possibility of you devouring him and his comrades is odd.

Happy 18th birthday little brother! I feel like a schmuck for not calling or getting you anything. I'm a horrible older sister.. :( Just hurry up and graduate and come live up here with us so you can get yourself some bootay from some Berkeley girl.

If you want an excuse, I've been stressed about Isabella and Bob and where we're going to be financially-wise in a month. Mom says we can borrow money from her but she's been saving up money for a house so I wouldn't want to go into her savings too much. I usually don't externalize problems like this because I hate being at the mercy of other people. Especially when I'm really really worried.

Tomorrow we're going to visit here..

I just saw the picture and my heart melted.. I want to be married here! It looks like a fairy tale home..

I found out more about Big Dick guy yesterday. Isa agrees that he looks older than 33. The more I look at him the older he seems. He looks worn out. Apparently he has a lot of friends that are girls that "he has a lot of fun with". Some of them are on site here at my company. He has 2 daughters. The more I talk to him, the sleezier he sounds. He told me that his brother was going to be gone the next few weeks so it'd be a good time to get together. Um.. no thank you.

Such drama with the quake thing.. we're being accused of cheating and using bots because we kick ass. We even supposedly got banned from a server because of this. Anyways, big discussion about the whole thing and I'm sick of it all.

Isabella turned up lame on Wednesday night so I've been going to the barn everyday to see how she is and to give her bute (horsey aspirin). No swelling or inflammation, just a mysterious lameness. She has me worried sick.. In exactly one week we're to go to Monterey for the first competitive trail ride of the season.. *sigh* First the colic and now this.. last year she didn't worry me at all. Women. Please pray for her and keep your fingers crossed and rub your rabbits foot (or whatever you decide to rub).

Bob told me he liked my hair this morning.. and Raf here at work said I had sexy hair today.. hehee

Favourites...
Number - 2
Colour - green tea green
Band - Depeche Mode
Sex - yes please
Colour M+M's - they'll give me deep pimples
Tree - Willow
Food - prime rib
Drink - green tea
Disney Movie - The Fox and the Hound
Holiday - Christmas
Soda - Pepsi
Nickname - Jules
Gum Flavour - gum is annoying
Weather - overcast
Flower - lillies or orchids
Cartoon - Futurama (I love Dr. Zoidberg)
Fruit - strawberries
Season - spring
Nail polish - clear

Crush Side...
Do you have a crush? yes
Who is it? he knows
Do you have a girlfriend? Bob would like that
Do you love them? eh

Do you think you are...
Handsome? no
Funny? yes
Friendly? yes
Amusing? yes
Retarded? yes
Ugly? no
Loveable? yes
Pessimistic? no
Optimistic? yes
Caring? yes
Sweet? yes
Dorky? yes

I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, it's more than I dare to think about

Every night
Every day
Just to be there in your arms

Won't you stay
Won't you lay
Stay forever and ever and ever and ever

I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about

There's a dark secret in me
Don't leave me locked in your heart

Set me free
Feel the need in me
Set me free
Stay forever and ever and ever and ever
-KYLIE MINOGUE "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"


Every time I hear that song I have to freak someone. Watch out doggies!!

At work I have this white-out correction pen that I've had for several months.. last night I dreampt that it worked.

On another note, I'm vowing off chocolate. Bob bought huge bagfuls of Easter candy on sale and I had a few yesterday. I've discovered that the number of pimples I get are from eating chocolate so no more for me..

Here are some scary photos we took tonight..

The first, I don't know what the heck Bob was doin but he looks retarded.. I look equally as frightening.



Here's a somewhat normal photo of Bob and me although I don't know why his eyes are closed. My cheeks are apple-ish.. and my eyes look really red for some reason.. really I wasn't crying, I swear..

Mark posted this link on his site about a boy who was so addicted to EverQuest that he committed suicide. Lets chat about online game addiction, shall we?

Okay, I was pretty addicted to Quake for a while but I think I'm finally managing to wean my self off of it. On the weekends I didn't want to go out or rent a movie/watch TV because I would rather play. That's about as bad as it got.. I never called in sick from work or played it obsessively all day long on Saturday and Sunday (although there was that vacation time around New Year's where I was living in a Quake/porn world, but that passed as work started again). Our next competitive trail ride is in 2 weeks so I'm trying to get to see my horse more often in the evenings and most weekends this year I'll be gone doing horsey stuff. It was a fun way to spend the winter though when it was too wet/cold/dark to ride. I've met a lot of really nice people..

A Quake friend of mine is about Mark's age and recently lost his virginity. Okay, I won't reveal his name, but I have to say how he lost it because MAN his experience sounded like a friggin porn movie. He was with one other guy and 3 girls and they were playin' strip poker. Pretty soon the girls were naked and he started daring them to do more things.. such as.. giving him a BJ. One thing led to another and he did the deed.. everyone was naked in a mass orgy. Wow. Talk about a first time experience to remember.

Baklava is the yummiest desert EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Underwear is normal today.. that makes for a good day in my opinion.

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