Oh yeah, happy new year's everyone!

It's 3:38 and I'm still up.. no work tomorrow..

I've been a little mellow lately.. I don't know why. I guess with the holidays my mind has been thinking a lot.. today I went on a ride with a few friends in the rain. Isabella was quite frisky which made the ride that much more fun.. it was beautiful, with the fog coming over the green hills and a light mist raining down on us. We just rode down the road and back but it was a much needed break from everything.. the non-stop hurry of the holidays. Tonight I'm working on my page a bit.. links to the rides I've been to and places I've gone. I'll get rid of the comments section since its not working anyways. One of these days I'll figure it out.. but until then.. feel free to use the guestbook if you have something to say and I'll reply.

The past 2 days I've been off of work and I'm still debating whether or not I want to go in Monday. It's kind of nice.. being at home with just the animals.

Check out this ebay auction.. Hehe!!

Merry Christmas everyone!! I hope everyone's spending time with their loved ones.

Last night we saw Lord of the Rings.. and may I saw.. Oh My Friggin God. That movie was incredible. I had Bob's hand in my lap most of the time and I say most because the other times he was shooing me away for hurting him. It was seriously the most amazing movie I've seen in my lifetime. I cannot believe parents brought little kids to this movie.. the effects were just horrifying at times. I remember when I was little seeing 'BeastMaster' and having nightmares for weeks about those vampire thingies that wrapped you up and sucked your flesh. This was a thousand times worse. I just hope that the kids at the theatre fell asleep during the 3 hours because I wouldn't want to deal with the consequences of bringing a child to this movie!

I didn't think I'd like the movie. In fact, I wanted to see Ocean's 11 instead.. boy, am I glad I did. I want to read the books now..

Anyways, I want to be an elf and do this guy.

Oh man, look at this page.. lotsa sexy chicks.

I'm so confused, I didn't know MJ worked at the same company as me..

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Tune In Tonight...
...to your local CBS affiliate at 10 p.m. for a special edition of the
program 48 Hours featuring BCC employee Michael Jackson.

The Myerstown Engineering Manager was interviewed on camera for an episode of the news magazine titled, All in the Family in which he reflects on his experiences as a father of 18 children, 11 of whom were adopted from countries around the globe. Producers for the show, who filmed Jackson on the job at the Myerstown site as well as at home, plan to feature his family in two of the episode's six scheduled segments.

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and he was in All In the Family?? WhAT?? eh?

So what are everyone's plans for Christmas? I'll be down in Los Angeles from the 22-26 (please don't rob my house). Our neighbors across the way are taking care of Blade and Andrea is taking care of Isabella and Tavi for us. Up till yesterday we didn't have any New Year's Eve plans. I was considering buying tickets for this party but they were around $150 each. Ouch. Considering I have more than $4000 on my credit card right now.. probably not a good idea. When I talked to Andrea she said she was having a huge party and invited Bob and me to attend.. should be fun, I haven't been to a party for New Year's in a long time.. certainly not an 'grown-ups' party. I'm such not the party-goer... but I think I'll have a good time.

I finished my shopping for Bob FINALLY. He might read this so I'll tell you guys what I got him after Christmas. The presents are kind of unusual but I was at a quandry as to what to get him... so I guess it's the thought that counts.

I spoke to my boss' boss this morning.. she can't do anything until after the holidays so I'm trapped under my sucky current supervisor. He's such a moron. I can't wait to show you guys the outline I wrote of how imbecilic he is.

My CTF clan is doing awesome! We had another match last Sunday (the second one I participated in) and beat our rival clan AGAIN. BnB has been number one for a loooooong time and now finally PR is kicking their butt like it should be. I love playing with this team. When we play we have a mic/headphone set from Game Voice to communicate with each other. The teamwork is perfect. Everyone gets along, there are no huge egotistical jerks (like on other teams) and everyone encourages each other. See the results of our last match here.

We have a scrimmage against another team Wednesday night and we've been challenged by the {FK} clan so we'll have a match against them soon. Bob is going to join the {FK} clan so it'll be a tough match.. they're pretty darn good.

Saw Isabella and Tavi yesterday morning.. they're just covered with fuzzy warm winter fur. Isabella is easy to spot because she looks like the dirtiest one out on pasture because of her grey coat. I hope her coat color never changes.. I love her this way. We went for a nice bareback ride on Saturday.. everytime we canter, Bob almost falls off. It's hilarious.

If I were a I would be: LIZZIE BORDEN

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I recieved this e-mail from Bob.. quite strange!

http://cisquet.future.easyspace.com/numbers.htm

It's recordings of short-wave radio transmissions used to send secret
information. Nobody knows for sure what most of them mean. There's one
that's your initials: http://cisquet.future.easyspace.com/sounds/mosjsr2.ra
The person is repeating Juliet, Sierra, Romeo, Two (JSR2) over and over and
over.

These aren't old world war 2 recordings or something, these are from just
the past few years.

I went into a chatroom tonight cuz I was bored. Here is the conversation I had:

djfreakyfreck : hi
djfreakyfreck : wanna cyber?
Akasha1_ : Hey.. naw too tired
djfreakyfreck : a ltte plz
Akasha1_ : Naw.
djfreakyfreck : can i just tell u what i like
djfreakyfreck : i will let u go ok
djfreakyfreck : i like women to p on me
Akasha1_ : Yum.
djfreakyfreck : are u in to scat
Akasha1_ : I'm 5'0, 200lbs, with flaky skin
djfreakyfreck : ok
djfreakyfreck : i like piss
Akasha1_ : I'm on treatment
djfreakyfreck : ok
Akasha1_ : Do you like my desc?
djfreakyfreck : yes
Akasha1_ : Good.
Akasha1_ : What about you?
djfreakyfreck : 5'7 215
djfreakyfreck : light skin
Akasha1_ : Awesome you're fatter than me
djfreakyfreck : i can email u a pix if u like
djfreakyfreck : muscle
Akasha1_ : Naw my imagination's good.
Akasha1_ : yeah I have muscle too
djfreakyfreck : ok

So Brandon got kicked out of Survivor.. Good thing I didn't chose him.. if you've been keeping up with my journal, you'll know that in the office poll I had chosen Kelly, who got unsuruptiously voted off last week. So now my main man is Mr. Goat Farmer, Tom. I love that guy.. I love that he's growing a new brain on the side of his head (for those of you that don't watch - shame on you - he has a gigantaur boil developing on the side of his neck). He's just awesome.. I didn't understand a word he said last night because he sounded like he was on drugs. Go Mr. Goat FARMER!! All the way, woooo!!

Work's been really busy lately.. I've been getting really pissed off with my boss at work so I finally went to his boss and asked if I could switch to another supervisor. I came in to talk with her with 2 pages of thoughtfully written notes as to why I needed a new boss. If it happens, I'll post what I wrote up on here.. I think you'll get a kick of of the unbelievably imbecilic things he's done to me. He's such a fucking dumbass.

So sad!!! WHY, OH WHY?

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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


7 people!

Including the 4 you've already had sex with,
that makes 3 new lovers!


(Hmm... I'd like to think my number would be bigger than that.. at least 10.)

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I had an odd dream last night.. christmas lights were spelling out doomsday messages and I hung out with a guy cool enough to buy pot from a guy at the BART station. I think it's this whole lack of sleep thing...

My mug at work is gross. It had been building up this brown stuff along the sides and I thought it was because it was slightly beginning to rust (it's a steel painted mug from Old Navy).. that's okay I thought, a little rust never hurt anyone.. and my tea tastes just fine. Then yesterday at a meeting I investigated the mystery brown further and found that it was easily scraped off with a light touch of my fingernail.. ugh, I was horrified. What the hell is that crap. I soaked it in this blue coffee cleaner stuff and half of it was gone after scrubbing at it furiously. So now there's just about 1/3 of the brownness covering the inside.. that's okay i thought. But now my tea tastes nasty. I need a new mug..

Maybe this is why I haven't gotten sick in almost a year.. all that bacteria I've been drinking everyday has allowed me to develop a hyperresponsive immune system. Now I'm gonna be sick.

This is my fiance, Bob Whiteman

Hello my little blogees out there! I'm sorry I haven't been writing anything substantial lately. I've been busybusy doing other stuff. Last night Bob and I finally got my computer set up and even played a little Q3 together. Man, I'm so much better than him.. haha j/k. My computer is faster than his anyways.. we're still working on some things, like in messenger he can send files to other people but I can't. But its really cool that we're both connected now.

Now at night we're in our seperate rooms on the computer and if we need anything we just MSN each other. Our sex life will consist of cyber sex.. no physical contact needed anymore. We say goodnight on the computer and we really don't talk to each other anymore and if we do need to say something we e-mail each other. If it's important we'll send text messages to each other on our cell phones.

On a side note, I spoke with Miho last night.. she's been having a rough month.. just remember I love you hon!! Last night I dreampt that I drove her car into a canal to make her life even better.. I'm a helpful friend.

A coworker of mine made Isa cookies that weren't very good. Here her e-mail describing what they taste like that I found amusing:

"She said her mom taught her this trick of putting a slice of bread on the cookie tray when you bake cookies so that the bread absorbs some of the heat thus keeping the cookies moist. I don't know but, man, they smell like old socks, or, if we're going to be honest, they have that used condom smell...like day-old semen or something. I keep offering them to everyone but no one wants them!"

Yes, they tasted like she used "I can't believe its not butter" in them.. they were pretty foul. I emailed her back saying,

"You've smelled used condoms??"

I am 0-20% Ghetto



I don't even know what ghetto is? Fuckin Preppy. I better hop in my beamer - head for the hood and get some chicken, watermelon, and neports.

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You are Samurai Jack. You have been thrown into the future by the evil Aku, a fire demon who has taken over the world. You battle against his evil robot creatures to try to vanquish Aku, and return to your homeland and home time. You would look crazed if you weren't so damned calm. Who would you be? href="http://www.math.nyu.edu/~campbelm/quizzes/meep.html">Meep Personality Test

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I've noticed now that I'm off the pill I'm very aware at what state my hormones are at. Namely the testosterone level. For those of you who haven't taken human sexuality, testosterone is the juice that controls your libido.. and right now, at the middle of my cycle, that level is at a high.

Naughty thoughts consume about 90% of my brain capacity and these simple thoughts which wouldn't normally get me too excited set fuel to the fire down in my crotch. This lasts for about 4-5 days then everything settles down to normal again. I'm wondering if guys are like this all the time ?

Yesterday while I was doing my experiment I had a lot of down time to just sit and think. I thought out this whole seduction scenario that was so elaborate and detailed - I was so proud of myself! Man, I should've written that stuff down. And today, I'm talking to a IS helpdesk guy in Pittsburg who is helping me set up a purchasing account, and I'm thinking, Man he sounds hot.. I wonder what he'd sound like moaning/groaning in pleasure.

Okay calm down Akasha. Whew boy.

Well, I haven't been writing much because I really don't have much to write about (or at least reveal to the public). Here is a collection of random thoughts.

Today I had my full-day experiment and I feel drained. My coworker took her "lunch" break to go see Harry Potter and she's in love with Oliver Wood (Biggerstaff). I have leftover perfume on my black sweater so I smell funny today. Cabana boy and I talked a little while I was over in his building doing my experiment.. I could totally whip him around and he'd enjoy it. I've been waking up early to ensure a parking space since I'm getting in trouble for parking out on the street at work. I'm also driving my truck now and this morning I had to slam on the brakes and skid when someone stopped abruptly in front of me - folks, don't stop abruptly in front of a 3/4 ton long bed xcab dodge. You'll get creamed. My boss is still a big idiot/asshole incompetant baffoon. Please make him go away. I got my new cell phone - it's fun to play with.

When I play Quake I don't want to go to the barn to ride (since it's dark and cold) when I ride I could care less about Quake. Wierd how things work like that.

I am a Chieftan Carved out of Cheese. My raspberry motivation slides transparently beyond the elongated prune. I dig widely upon the bus of my leather mangroves. Hygienic cameras pardon my curly white atmosphere. Grant the wise barnacle, forsooth? The Utterly Surreal Test

If I were a work of art, I would be Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa. I am extremely popular and widely known. Although unassuming and unpretentious, my enigmatic smile has charmed millions. I am a mystery, able to be appreciated from afar, but ultimately unknowable and thus intriguing. Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

I had a nightmare last night..

It started as I was drifting off to bed.. I was calling for my mother in my head - mom, mom, Mom, until I screamed it outloud, "MOM!!!!!!!!!". I scared the shit out of Bob who immediately awoke and asked if I was okay. I probably wouldn't have remembered that if he hadn't asked me this morning what the heck happened. Very strange.. then I dreampt I was at an amusement park. I was having fun with a group of friends and kids and we went into this ride without observing the height restriction. As we went down the waterslide, I soon realized that the adults in the group were too large for the ride and couldn't fit through some of the tunnels. The park was almost empty, so they stopped the ride so my friends and I could get out before becomming stuck. The people that were in line behind us were not as amused.. in fact they were really pissed that the ride had to stop. So pissed that they decided to sue my friends and me.

I spent the rest of my dream worrying over what to do.. where was I going to find a lawyer? What was involved in the whole suit? What if I lost everything? Why were these people targeting me? Why were they so petty? Made me very sad..

I'm not a schmoozer..

I don't like going to parties because inevitably I'll have to put out the effort to talk to someone and pretend I'm interested in them. Is that self-centered of me? If so, please do let me know.

I really don't know why this is.. perhaps I haven't given parties a chance. In college I went to one frat party in my whole 4 years there. True, I did go to 'gatherings' with horsey friends or dorm friends.. but they usually didn't involve alcohol or dancing or talking with strange people.. so I didn't really consider them parties. Even having lunch with someone at work I don't know very well - I feel quite awkward and I try to invite more people so I don't have to do all the talking.. in this case it's more the fear of uncomfortable silences. That is a big hurdle in the relationship with people I first meet. The worst feeling for me is the feeling of not belonging, feeling out of place.. and that's how I feel during these situations.

So please, if I ever meet any of you out there I haven't already, please ease my nerves and reassure me that I do belong and that silence is A-ok. (this way I don't have to feel the need to babble and eventually say something idiotic)

16 hours in a Home Depot

This weekend was quiet.. we did some Christmas shopping (bought stuff for me and no one else.. although Bob did get a cellphone) and went out to see the horses on Saturday. Both of them have their thick winter fur.. so as much as I fret seeing them out in the cold wintery rain, they do seem to take care of themselves quite well. Each has packed on weight (I was viewing a few photos of Isabella from our last endurance ride - man, she was skinny!) and both are really spunky considering we haven't ridden them in about 2 weeks. Tavi, Mr. Mellow guy, was let loose to graze while we were waiting for Isabella to finish her bran mash (Tavi had already finished, he swallows his food down) and when he caught sight of Bob walked towards him to bring him back, he high-tailed it away! Really funny considering his personality is completely the opposite - why use energy when you don't have to? Kind of like my philosophy I guess.

We also saw Harry Potter again.. nothing much else was playing and we did want to see the movie. It was quite enjoyable.. we both had fun - this time I saw how the computer animation fit into the movie.. like when Harry was on top of the troll bein' shaken around.. and a lot of the Quidditch game was animated as well.

Anyways, this week will be busy. Joy.