Pretty funny..

Some of my favorites:

Dare to Slack
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.


Individuality
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.


Indifference
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.


Idiocy
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.