..:Things My Boyfriend Says:..
"You shouldn't buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on."
gf: I think it's funny and cute that I get into bed and put my cold feet on you to warm them up and you frown but you don't say anything.
e: That's because I'm busy thinking loudly about hating you.
Excellent reading! HAHA


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am extremely late for my unicorn ride but just wanted to mention that Holiday Barbie is on sale now.
me: Who loves you?
e: Megatron.
That one wins the internet.
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