Simon Sez Santa 2.0 I asked him to 'squat' 'head bang' 'eat' 'sleep' 'hump rudolph' 'fly' 'exercise' 'surf the web' 'go pee' 'go poo'
and last but not least 'moon'.
31 year old gal. Lives in Boulder, CO. Eats non-dairy powdered coffee creamer for fun. Surrounds herself with dogs, horses, friends, and one hot boy. (this is a temporary blogger template - stay tuned for major changes)
Simon Sez Santa 2.0 I asked him to 'squat' 'head bang' 'eat' 'sleep' 'hump rudolph' 'fly' 'exercise' 'surf the web' 'go pee' 'go poo'
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haha i just typed sex and some Ms. santa came out.
here are some lesser known ones:
depants
kill elf
burn chair
obliterate set
flirt (multiple responses)
joke
insult me
bring me a man
come to my house
he also seems to know a bunch of lame dances
oh and he also plays rock, paper, scissors...he won 6 out of 8 games with me.
I need to get a life.
too, too funny...
here's some more: brokeback, tell a joke, your ugly, your fat, vanish, levitate, golf, football, yodel, gargle, skip, hide, jump over chair and my fav...pick up deer.
You rock, Santa!
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