Thursday, December 07, 2006

Simon Sez Santa 2.0 I asked him to 'squat' 'head bang' 'eat' 'sleep' 'hump rudolph' 'fly' 'exercise' 'surf the web' 'go pee' 'go poo'

and last but not least 'moon'.

4 Comments:

At 8:24 PM, December 07, 2006 , Blogger Lizette said...

haha i just typed sex and some Ms. santa came out.

 
At 6:26 AM, December 08, 2006 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

here are some lesser known ones:

depants
kill elf
burn chair
obliterate set
flirt (multiple responses)
joke
insult me
bring me a man
come to my house

he also seems to know a bunch of lame dances

 
At 6:28 AM, December 08, 2006 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and he also plays rock, paper, scissors...he won 6 out of 8 games with me.

I need to get a life.

 
At 3:14 PM, December 09, 2006 , Blogger stonewall j said...

too, too funny...

here's some more: brokeback, tell a joke, your ugly, your fat, vanish, levitate, golf, football, yodel, gargle, skip, hide, jump over chair and my fav...pick up deer.

You rock, Santa!

 

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