Wednesday, May 03, 2006

So unmotivated to post..

How about another embarrassing story?

This past weekend was pretty busy. Saturday morning we woke up to China puking all over the place making us late for Merima's moving day (sorry Merima!) :( We eventually made it over to her place in Concord an hour late and they had so many people there and were so organized that they were almost done! Thankfully we were able to help a bit and loaded my truck up to their *new* home in Martinez.

After some yummy hamburgers Matt and I headed over to Fry's for some Mattfodder (and I needed to buy a wirestripper). We wandered slowly around the store while Matt drooled over all the electronics and doohickey gadgets. Eventually we ended up near the checkout counter in a deserted aisleway (software games) Michael Jackson was playing on the loudspeaker, providing a great soundtrack to our shopping experience.

I decided to regale Matt with my best Michael Jackson impersonation and began dancing, complete with fingers doing the money rubbing motion and bobbing my head forward and backward. Matt stood watching in either appreciation or horror in complete silence. I had just finished my moonwalk across the aisleway and my hand was poised and ready to grab my crotch and my mouth shaped in an 'O' ready for my signature MJ "oooooooooooooooohhhhh!!" when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Two Fry's employees needed to get by me and were watching for who knows how long! haha. I especially love how Matt gave me no indication of my audience. You'd think I'd be more embarrassed than I was but I really wasn't. Maybe it's because I'm getting old and I don't really care anymore? Pretty soon I'll be burping and farting in public.. oh wait.

Diablo's Pistoleros is this weekend! I've heard it's a tough ride.. no flats, just up and down. It'll be a good conditioning ride for our 30/35/25 multiday ride at the end of this month.

3 Comments:

At 12:10 AM, May 04, 2006 , Anonymous Mark said...

AHAHHAHAHA

 
At 11:58 AM, May 04, 2006 , Anonymous _m said...

annie are you ok?

 
At 2:02 PM, May 04, 2006 , Blogger el walto said...

That's awesome! Were the employees laughing or anything? Too bad you didn't grab your crotch doing the oooooo thing while spinning around only to discover them right behind you.

I wish I could control my farts. This way, if I get one of those jackass people who stand too closely behind me in line, I can rip one to back them off.

 

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