Matt and I arrived in Florida bleary eyed and tired after a long red eye with a connecting flight in Chicago. The first flight from SFO to Chicago took about 4 1/2 hours and we had a chatty kathy behind us - a man who was determined to talk the whole way to his old old mother who was going bald and didn't give a shit about what he was saying. The second flight from Chicago to Ft Lauderdale we managed to get in a few zz's but were stuck in the seats behind the only noisemaker on the flight - a baby that cried THE WHOLE 2 1/2 HOURS. ugh. I felt for the parents, but I felt more for us. :) After Matt's parents picked us up we drove to Delray Beach and slept for about 5 hours. We met up with his family and had a really lovely Easter dinner at a fancy country club(we hadn't eaten for about 24 hours and were starving!).
My most favorite parts of the trip so far have been the following:
1. On the plane Matt had a freakishly long nosehair that he gave me permission to pluck (the first and most likely last time I'm allowed this priveledge). I grabbed a hold and with great zeal I made an attempt to pull out the errant hair. Unfortunately all I succeeded in was to cause a great deal of nose pain for my boy and for the next 5 minutes all he could say was, "WHY???? WHY?????????? OH WHY??????" and he retreated back into his window seat. hehehehe.
2. After dinner Matt and I said goodnight to his parents and proceeded up the outdoor stairs to our room on the second floor. After many altitude changes and a full dinner I was feeling quite gassy. Matt, ever the gentleman, allowed me up the stairs first. About 1/4 way up the stairs I emitted the largest, longest fart of my entire life. It sounded like an elephant had trumpeted through the African plains. The Great Fart echoed through the stairway and I imagine his parents heard even with their door closed. It was so great.. I laughed so hard I barely made it to the room.


5 Comments:
all true
I hope one day to not feel embarrassed about farting like that in front of Cathryn. And since now that I'm blind from reading the TMI about Matt's nosehair, I'll be sure to convey a story to you next time we meet that should up the ante!
Hoppy Easter (I've been dying to say that somewhere) and have a great time in the land of mosquitoes and idiot voters.
nose hair => i would be sneezing uncontrollable if that happened to me.
Um, I'm sure the bald lady behind you and the couple with the screaming kid really enjoyed the nose hair situation.
Fart stories are the best.
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