Take the first sentence of the month for each month of 2004 then put them down in one entry. I took more than one cuz some didn't make sense and/or were boring. :)
JANUARY: Happy New Year, everyone!
FEBRUARY: Woohoo, just finished
my new workout video! Much fun! It makes me want to take ballet classes again.
MARCH: This weekend went by pretty quickly despite all the days running into each other lately. My poor Isabella has a swollen right front leg from a superficial cut she most likely got from running around like a maniac in pasture.
APRIL: I've decided to quit my job and work as a zoo keeper at the Jamaican National Zoo. Don't try to stop me, I love Jamaican food and people. I leave this weekend.
MAY: Cheerios cereal and I do not mix well in the early mornings.
JUNE: The move went smoothly. I'm glad a lot of people weren't at the barn cuz I would've started crying! Actually I did while I was driving away.. I'm going to miss Creekside.. :(
JULY: A brief conversation with Walter.
Julienne: you know
Julienne: when i have a baby, i'm gonna name her aria after my favorite porn star
Walt: in that case I'm naming mine traci
Julienne: kay
AUGUST: This Friday, I will be heading off to Santa Cruz to ride in The Fireworks 25 Endurance ride.
SEPTEMBER:
As if on cue, China gets in her poopoo hunched position and begins straining. I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do with the bucket, but just out of instinct I rush towards her and catch the poo mid-air as it drops. China runs away.
Okay this wasn't the first sentence, but it was in my first entry and by far is the best part.
OCTOBER: This morning I woke up completely congested and stayed like that for another 4 hours before my Zyrtec kicked in.
NOVEMBER: Hope everyone had a good Halloween!
DECEMBER: Please help me decide which haircut to get.