Recently my apartment has become grounds for mosquito warfare.

There have been almost 10 mosquitoes killed over the past week and 20+ bite wounds caused by said mosquitoes. They have bitten me all over my knuckles and legs, and have even bitten me on the inside of my thigh, making me look like I'm scratching my crotch every time I go to relieve some of the itchiness.

The other night when Matt slept over, he recieved little to no sleep because he was up all night plotting his vengeance against the "blood-sucking cocksuckers" (his words). He finally killed two at various times in the wee hours of the morning, each time splattering blood all over his hands from the satiated critters. GROSS.

I've tried burning citronella oil, spraying lethal amounts of pesticides, and other spray insect repellents. As a last ditch effort to quell these mo-fuckers, I have purchased this contraption. For the sake of all that is itchy, wish me luck.