What started as a discussion about lunch..

Steve: two tacos combination
Julienne: carne asada?
Steve: just normal. i had a few of my friend's rolled tacos also
Julienne: is that a euphamism for penis?
Steve: no
Steve: although those was a good dose of homoeroticism in the meal
Steve: we talked about the time we went camping and i watched him take a shit
Julienne: what was that like?
Steve: kind of like watching your dog take a dump
Julienne: hunched back, strained expression
Julienne: why did you watch?
Steve: well he went behind some trees to go while i was cooking pizzas. i finished with the pizzas so i carried one over and started singing to fuck with his head
Julienne: wierd
Julienne: i peed in front of matt this weekend.. squatted in front of him while he blocked me from the public with a towel
Steve: where was this?
Steve: thats love right there
Julienne: at waterworld.. in one of the cabanas I was changing in. The curtains didn't really reach the ground so if i squatted people would've seen me peeing if they looked underneath
Julienne: i've peed in front of him on the toilet before.. but outside it was different
Julienne: i got pee anxiety
Steve: wait
Steve: you just peed in one of the cabanas?
Steve: was there a toilet there?
Julienne: nope.. i peed in the back cuz they were next to bushes
Steve: dude
Steve: ganxta