There's this hootchie momma gal that's been frequenting the dog park lately. She's totally ghetto, in her high heels, short shorts (of which she does not have the body to be showing off) and low-cut shirts. She bought a pit bull puppy(which I don't get, who buys a pit bull??) who she named 'Versace'. T-R-A-S-H-Y. I try and avoid her and whenever she comes near a bench I'm sitting on, I usually truck myself over to another spot to avoid talking with her. However, yesterday her and an older woman who was sitting next to me got into an indepth conversation of testicles.

The woman asks hootchiemomma (HM) how old her puppy was and why she hadn't neutered him yet. HM replies, "I'm waiting for his neuticles to arrive. She explains further to say she's paying almost $500 to pay for the neuter and neuticle implants. The woman asks HM why she is paying that much for that procedure? HM, "Well, I just like the look of his butt with his BAAAAALLLLS hanging down." She says this very loudly. The woman explains that people will probably give her crap constantly for not neutering her dog and that she'll have to explain every time that they're fake. HM says she doesn't care what other people think, that she doesn't give a sh*t. However, later on when asked why she liked the look of BAAALLLLLS hanging down between her puppy's legs, she said, "Well, people expect to see BAAAALLLLS hanging down when you're looking at a male pit bull. Otherwise, they say it doesn't look right." o.O Whatever lady, total hypocrite HM. She's friggin nuts. No pun intended. After this I got up and walked over to another bench to sit while she continued talking about the merits of BAAALLLLLSS loudly to the dog park crowd.

I don't like my neighbor's dog too much. He peed on my shoes, he's peed on China's bed (both of them), he doesn't know what 'NO' means, he almost made me fall down the stairs from pulling on the leash, and I'm allergic to him. Bad dog (probably stemming from bad owner). No likey.

All this makes me appreciate China that much more. She's such an awesome dog.. I guess I didn't do too bad of a job of training her.