Poop seems to be the topic of most conversations these days.

Julienne: where is amit
Walt: I do not know
Amit entered the room.
Julienne: fucko
Julienne: oops
Amit: haha
Walt: he's probably watching porn at work
Walt: there he is
Julienne: I wish I could
Walt: I do!
Walt: muhahahahaha
Walt: in fact
Walt: I am watching porn right now
Julienne: gross
Julienne: never talk to me when you're watching porn
Julienne: that goes for both of you!
Walt: but I do it all the time :(
Walt: also while I'm taking a dump
Julienne: :'(
Julienne: oh lord
Walt: it helps to pass the time
Amit: get it? "pass the time" ?? haha
Julienne: :-/
Walt: I'll be taking a dump in the bathroom while watching porn from the living room while talking to you, is that wrong?
Amit: it's wrong if you're doing it in the tub
Julienne: HAHAHA
Walt: yes
Julienne: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Amit: yes
Amit: oh man
Julienne: or on your couch
Julienne: and throwing it in the bathroom
Amit: no that's fine-- a black ikea couch-- no one will know
Julienne: poop is brown
Amit: oh yeah
Walt: remember how my couch is hollow?
Julienne: sometimes yellow sometimes green
Julienne: sometimes speckled
Walt: I could install a septic system in there
Amit: that's awesome!!!!!
Julienne: dude
Walt: I wouldn't even have to get up!
Julienne: you should
Walt: it will be like homer's recliner toilet
Amit: very simpson-esque
Julienne: like the man show
Amit: you can make a dorito and soda milkshake
Julienne: ...