This is friggin hilarious. SATAN LOVES YOU!!! Smite the wicked! Stolen from their site..

I just got back from a quick 1 hour hike at Tilden Park. I have to ask, why the heck don't people say hello anymore? Hello. It's easy enough to say. When you're hiking along, miles away from civilization, the least you can do is make eye contact and acknowledge the other person's existance in your peaceful world. When I ride Isabella or hike with China, I always look people in the eye and either smile or say hello. You can make someone feel good inside by just doing those two things..

The facilitator at the week-long training session I'm attending is English. Every time he messed up, he exclaims, "MUPPET!!" Finally today I asked him what that terminology meant.. because he says it with such emphasis like he's saying something horrible like, "FUCKER!!" He explained that it means something along the lines of "Doh, I'm an idiot!" because, well.. muppets aren't very bright. Hence, the association.

Yesterday I was riding Isabella bareback and this woman came running up behind us with her horse as I was opening a gate. Isabella, understandingly freaked out because these creatures were ascending upon us quickly and I smashed my right calf into the metal part of the gate that sticks out. I have a loverly fat bruise now protruding from my shin. You'd think another horse person would know better than to behave like that.. What a muppet.