Session Start (AIM - Akasha1557:Syncrisis): Fri Apr 23 14:13:19 2004
Syncrisis: ive been letting some nasty cube farts fly
Akasha1557: are they loud?
Syncrisis: a few are
Syncrisis: the problem is that my chair is mesh, not solid, so i cant get any good vibration going
Akasha1557: find a metal chair
Akasha1557: and hold on to the bottom when you let it fly
Syncrisis: im not going to find a chair just to fart
Akasha1557: do it
Syncrisis: i am going to walk in to the lab, fart, and leave
Akasha1557: ok tell me how that goes
Akasha1557: you're making me laugh out loud.
Akasha1557: my office mate is gonna think I'm wierd
Akasha1557: did you do it?
Syncrisis: havent had to fart you are going to have to hold on for this one
Akasha1557: you're a fart tease
Syncrisis: who knows when next i will have to fart
Syncrisis: im a fart tease but im worth it because when i do they are loud and forceful
Syncrisis: like blow the covers off the bed
Akasha1557: smelly?
Syncrisis: depends on what ive eaten
Syncrisis: usually not too bad, although no one thinks their own farts are that bad
Akasha1557: China’s farts are vomit-inducing. you can almost taste them
Syncrisis: eww eww eww
Akasha1557: yeah. :(
Akasha1557: i'm gonna blog our fart conversation