Listen up peeps, this is what Walt wants in a girl:

Akasha1557: i think i'm like... way too picky
wjquestus: job and a car is NOT picky
wjquestus: I think I'm too picky!
wjquestus: must have great laugh
wjquestus: smarter or as smart as me
wjquestus: open minded
wjquestus: nice body
wjquestus: generous
wjquestus: kinky
wjquestus: rich
wjquestus: has a "really close" hot girl friend
wjquestus: to go shopping with when i want to watch hockey
Akasha1557: riiiight
wjquestus: of course, she likes watching hockey, too
wjquestus: and baseball, but only marginally enjoys football
wjquestus: but she mostly likes walking around in lingerie and having sex
wjquestus: Is THAT too much to ask for I say?
wjquestus: put all the stuff I want in a girl on your journal. maybe I'll get lucky
Akasha1557: Ok
wjquestus: append that last part though
Akasha1557: no
wjquestus: do it!
wjquestus: or I'll have to bitch slap you again
wjquestus: ha ha ha
wjquestus: I'm wearing a cup on friday when we meet up for dinner
Akasha1557: it's all gonna add up to one big pummeling
wjquestus: that's what I usually say to my dates
Akasha1557: :-(
wjquestus: surprisingly, they just toss back another roofie collada
Akasha1557: or penis colada
wjquestus: yes, I love giving women that drink!!
wjquestus: (boy, you walked into that one)
Akasha1557: oh man
Akasha1557: creamy goodness
wjquestus: it'd only be creamy depending on how many I made that night
wjquestus: is this ALL going into your blog?
Akasha1557: hmmm
Akasha1557: maybe