More conversation between me and Walter.

Akasha1557: what did you do last night?
wjquestus: besides jerk off?
Akasha1557: gah
Akasha1557: you need a webcam
Akasha1557: then you can masterbate furiously for an audience
wjquestus: a PAYING audience, baby! $15.99 a month
Akasha1557: online 24/7
Akasha1557: "takes requests"
wjquestus: I can stand in the street with a sign, "will jerk off for money"
Akasha1557: i wonder if you'd get in trouble for that
wjquestus: www.complaintoamit.com
wjquestus: I'll forward all the emails to him
wjquestus: you should buy amitisgay.com
Akasha1557: ok
Akasha1557: omg, we should buy it for his birthday
wjquestus: that would certainly be a tearful memory for the future
wjquestus: www.amithassexwithanimals.com
Akasha1557: YES
Akasha1557: wow, 7.95 to register a domain name. cheap
Akasha1557: amitisgay.com is available!
Akasha1557: we could get all of them
wjquestus: i'm sure amithassexwithanimals is also available
Akasha1557: amitisgay.info, amitisgay.net, amitisgay.org, amitisgay.biz, amitisgay.us, amitisgay.ws
wjquestus: I wonder if we'd get hate mail from other people named amit
Akasha1557: hm. they're gay anyway, so who cares
wjquestus: yeah! Bush would make it constitutionally acceptible to persecute him!
Akasha1557: then our mission would be complete
wjquestus: yes...
wjquestus: (evil laughter)
Akasha1557: muhahahaha. ha. ha.
wjquestus: (more evil laughter)
wjquestus: (evil laughter echoing to a fade)
Akasha1557: dun dun dunnnnnn
wjquestus: yes!
wjquestus: ha!
Akasha1557: haha