Oh boy.. saw the Two Towers last night. It was amazing, incredible, breath-taking.. and I've never seen anything like it before. By far the best movie I've seen this year.. possibly ever! Well, now that I got that out of the way.. (don't worry, if you haven't seen the movie, this post is still safe to read)
I went and saw it with Bob because no one I know embraces their geekiness as much as he does and he was looking forward to this movie just as much as I was. And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! The horses!!! *insert wistful sigh* Incredible. Shadowfax.. was so beautiful. I was obnoxious though and had to point out to Bob the white neck ring that was visible in some of the scenes and the saddle that you caught a glimpse of under Gandalf's robe (he was supposed to be riding saddleless and bridleless).
..EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee, and one of the first scenes in itself!! The one after the panoramic view of the snow-capped mountains ("Previously on Lord of the Rings...") where Gandalf is fighting while falling with the Balrog. Holy crap! I was almost bouncing in my seat, "Did you see that??? OMG!"
Faramir, who is Boromir's brother is insanely hot. Someone please buy me the Faramir figurine with the sword-wielding action. Geezus. He's hot. Did I say that already? (excuse me for a few moments) Let's analyze for a few moments. I'd want Faramir to do me. Legolas, however, as hot as he is.. is kind of an elvish pretty boy. He's be fun to mess around with, but when it comes down to it.. I want to get dirty with Faramir. Oh man.. I want to lick him.
When I came home and saw my little China following me wherever I went.. I thought of her as my little Gollum, "Maaaasterrrr.. maaasterr is so greattt... will not trrrryyyyy the triiiiiiiickerryy on weeee, maaassssterrr". However, I do not have The Precious and if she wanted to kill me, she would have done it by now.