Inside her mind..

Thursday, June 06, 2002

Here's a plug for my brother because I think he's funny:

I just got a call from a telemarketer who asked for the oldest adult male over 18 in the household. I cleared my throat and replied in the deepest voice possible, "I'm sorry, mam, there are no adult males in this household." She pauses, confused, and answers back.
"Adult... females...?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not 18."
"...thank...you...for...your...time..." click. Hehehe. We don't like telemarketers in this house.

Being at home a lot lately, Bob gets to talk to a lot of telemarketers. He gets very angry at them (like an old man) and he threatens them with FCC suits and small claims court. I don't know what he's talking about but he starts spewing off all this legal jargon and I'd imagine the people calling get pretty scared.

posted by Akasha  # 9:23 AM

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