Inside her mind..

31 year old gal. Lives in Boulder, CO. Eats non-dairy powdered coffee creamer for fun. Surrounds herself with dogs, horses, friends, and one hot boy. (this is a temporary blogger template - stay tuned for major changes)

Tuesday, April 30, 2002

 
So I had a little bit of time at work and I'm cruising through some forums at this site I found. The topic was: What I hate about my boyfriend.

Now this has nothing, NOTHING to do with Bob at all. I don't hate him. I just found a few of the reasons some of the women gave amusing. Here are a few:

The only thing I hate about the guy I'm dating is his voice. Haha. Isn't that awful. He has this terrible souther accent (he's only from Indianapolis!!) and he's very loud.

He is condescending without realising it. For instance, last night I was revealing to him that I feel I have a problem with compulsive over-eating when I'm upset or bored. His "solution" was that I should eat only when I'm hungry. Well, duh

That he thinks rubbing saliva on his pimples is good for them

He "cleans" by throwing all my shit away.

He would rather masturbate than have sex.

he needs to clip his toenails more frequently. (and from another girl: Bites off toenails.)

He likes the WWF.

He eats ketchup and pasta sauce, but he's allergic to fresh tomatoes. The fuck?

He calls me to ask me what he should have for lunch.

I hate that he never says goodbye when we talk on the phone. He just hangs up.

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